HAHAHAHHAHA!!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21202403/

Oddly enough I have one of those 1 million dollar bills, someone gave it to me for my birthday as a gag gift. I always had grand dreams of going to a local supermarket and messing with the cashier’s head, while someone videotaped it. At first glance it would appear that this guy got in trouble for doing just that. Negatory Batman! This ignorant a-hole actually thought he had stumbled upon 1 million dollars in the form of one bill. I don’t think he will be going to prison for counterfitting, being the he didn’t produce the thing, it’s not on US mint, and so on… He will however be spending some time incarcerated for assault, and destruction of property… I can only hope that register he slammed was worth more than $1,000 so he gets a felony charge that way he can never vote again. Then again… seeing his brilliance he has probably already had a few of them….. I am thinking mullet and an old van, truck, or camaro…. possibly missing teeth. MSNBC didn’t provide a picture, but I think I got it pegged.