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August 9, 2010

Recipe for a Successful Fox Show

Look no further people. I have found it!

Recipe For a Show On FOX:
1. Female of roughly 110 to 125lbs.
2. C or D cup on said female
3. Daddy issues or some kind of problem
4. Mean guy / organization
5. Guns and Explosions
6. Possibly Martial Arts
7. Fast camera angles and bad fight scenes
8. Intimacy between said female and square jawed male counterpart with no more than 8% body fat and 6 pack abs… somehow his shirt came off… possibly blown off by one of the explosions in ingredient 5
9. Some sort of morally incorrect controversial conflict

Stir slowly so these ingredients don’t explode! There’s quite the powder keg in here and if we’re not careful we could get FOX all over the place!

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